ENUFF SIGNS?

Okay so a very well known supermarket i wont name so im not spanked by thier solicitors(metaphorically speaking that is!) has just been taken over by another chain and overhauled the store MY GOD have they over done it with the instore directions i mean how stupid do you have to be to not find a tin of beans or a loaf of f**king bread!! i ask you its not like the signs you get hanging around above your head in most supermarkets are not clear enuff
then they have silly bimbos(sorry to stereotype but really!!!) wandering up and down the store asking you annoying questions like "Have you noticed anything different today while you were shopping?" "er, yes its cleaner!" my mate (lets call him)"DAVE" said he also warned me about the bloody signs but i had allready been in the store for about 3 minutes and had subconciously
"GLIDED" to where the flour for my mate "DAVE" was (i was picking up flour for a cake for him anyhoooo) before the signs just suddenly overwhelmed me ! i panicked like a small rodent fleeing the jaws of death of a cat lunging while he gently nibbles on a corn cob in the moonlight chilling with his buddies i digress "TOO MANY SIGNS!!!"
is there such a phobia? too many signs?
it really was quite strange

Rev Deefa De'Mensha

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