LUCKY UNCLE

I have to share this with everybody all over the world my wonderfull niece ,lets call her "ELEANOR" for arguments sake,drew me a fantastic picture of a park and its only recently ive had this opportunity to launch her art career with this her artistic debut

LOVE YOU "ELLI"

THANKYOU

xxx

FUNNY PICS

Okay so from time to time (well most of it actually)people send me some funny things that they have found on the net and i thought i would share them with you all (well some of them anyway,for now)so if any of these are from your page or you designed them much credit to you all and the rest of you enjoy! The Rev x

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

WHAT A FOX!...

MMM? WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?...
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!...
AHHHH!.....

,AGAIN!

AND LAST BUT BY KNOW MEANS LEAST
DJ VAN DER GRAFF...

CONFESSIONS

Okay so this is the page where you get the chance to get those nagging little guilt thoughts off your chests !

i want it all so CONFESS and REPENT (or something?) all those naughty stories and tales let me know and ill post the best ones and have a word upstairs (so to speak) with the
boss!

Peace of mind thats what you need...go on...CONFESS!!!

Peace and love

The Rev x

WEB DESIGN PRAISE

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE PHENOMENON THAT IS

THE WEB DESIGNER

AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAINING

TO BECOME A WEB DESIGN MANAGER,BIG DEAL I HEAR YOU CRY!

OK SO MAYBE YOU DIDNT? ANY HOO I TAKE MY HAT OFF TO YOU GUYS AND GIRLS WEB DESIGNERS, BLOGGERS ALL OF YOU

HTML IS A MASSIVE MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB,BUT ONCE YOU START NEARING THE TOP THE VIEW IS ASTOUNDING AND LEAVES YOU WITH A GREAT SENSE OF "WOW!" "I DID THAT!"

YOU GUYS KICK ASS,WITHOUT YOU ,ME,US

THE INTERNET AND WORLD WIDE WEB WOULD BE A PRETTY BLAND PLACE ALL TOGETHER!

ROCK ON MY CHILDREN AND PRAISE BE TO ALL OF YOU

THE REV...

THE 4-1-9 SCAMMERS

419 scam

Okay so if you have not heard of this but you might soon so be warned!

So as you may or may not know there is a scam floating around in cyberspace(and based in africa typically) called a 4-1-9 scam (so called because of the section of the nigerian penal code which deals with fraud schemes) . you are informed by email letter or fax that you
have won the lottery or worse that you have been chosen to recieve a VERY LARGE sum of money (IN MY CASE $10,500,000.00 usd which converts to about £6,000,000.00gbp!) as you can imagine i was somewhat intrigued by this "WINDFALL" so i contacted the guy and he
informed me that he is 72 yo man and dying of lung cancer and also that he had lost his son and wife in the gulf war and had recently moved to the ivory coast , converted to christianity and had found my email in a
directory (he was more specific than that just dont want it happening again)and that he had prayed over my name and god had spoken my name to him and now he wanted me to disperse this money to charities
and individuals around me less fortunate than myself and as you know i am not christian or any specific organised religion but have my own
very strong spiritual beliefs i have gathered along my many adventures through time and space so who am i to refuse the request of a dying man with no family!!(I THOUGHT) any hooo i did some research
and found out that this is one of many scams that indeed are iron clad and believable right down to forged official documents and money orders so i very stupidly ALMOST fell for this scam but wasnt stupid
enough to pay any fees or money to release the"BOOTY" some people have been "encouraged" to visit with the different people involved in africa to "RELEASE" the money or valuables and are then "BULLIED" with extortion and bribes some have even "VANISHED" some
found dead others ripped off of all their money so be warned cats there are some very "EVIL" people out there as i have
found out , so be carefull
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW FOR MORE INFO
if youve been scammed or know anyone who has let me know and ill post them here for others to see!! please feel free to use the "BIO PIC" warning to send to any of these fraudsters if youve been scammed and also follow the info you will find through the link below take care out there
The Rev....
http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com/main.shtml

FUNNY SHIT...

Okay this is just silly now,so its time to include you guys!
whats the funniest jokes and cool poems you guys can come up with!!
the funniest ones will get a post on my blog!!!

ENUFF SIGNS?

Okay so a very well known supermarket i wont name so im not spanked by thier solicitors(metaphorically speaking that is!) has just been taken over by another chain and overhauled the store MY GOD have they over done it with the instore directions i mean how stupid do you have to be to not find a tin of beans or a loaf of f**king bread!! i ask you its not like the signs you get hanging around above your head in most supermarkets are not clear enuff
then they have silly bimbos(sorry to stereotype but really!!!) wandering up and down the store asking you annoying questions like "Have you noticed anything different today while you were shopping?" "er, yes its cleaner!" my mate (lets call him)"DAVE" said he also warned me about the bloody signs but i had allready been in the store for about 3 minutes and had subconciously
"GLIDED" to where the flour for my mate "DAVE" was (i was picking up flour for a cake for him anyhoooo) before the signs just suddenly overwhelmed me ! i panicked like a small rodent fleeing the jaws of death of a cat lunging while he gently nibbles on a corn cob in the moonlight chilling with his buddies i digress "TOO MANY SIGNS!!!"
is there such a phobia? too many signs?
it really was quite strange

Rev Deefa De'Mensha

PS all pictures copyright DL HUTCHINSON 2005 and again , if you ask for the pics ill probably say yes its just the right thing to do ! The name "HIGHDROLLIKDOG" is also copyright DL HUTCHINSON 1999

ME ME ME ME ME!...

Okay so its no secret i do have a face and here it is!....
i can hear the gasps from all over the world
sorry if ive just disturbed you all but its allways good
to put a face to the nutter!......

Rev Deefa

COOL COMPUTER STUFF

NEXCOMP
click on the link for cool computer stuff
www.nexcomp.com

THE REV IS IN SESSION!!!...

Okay so Yes i am a real reverend!(U.L.C.) yes i am strange but hey "A STRANGE IS AS GOOD AS THE REST!" or something!

Okay so hello i guess? this is my f**king awsome(even if i do say so myself!) dragon tattoo by the genius that is karl at white flame in bournemouth uk

it took a total of 28 hours(OUCH!!!) and as yet still unfinished which is really pissing me of(everything pisses me off by the way youll see...) as i now live about 200 miles away and as you can imagine a bit difficult to just pop in and say hi! ooh while im here could you finish my f**king tat man!

(NURSE!!!!, deefas out of bed again!) im off again let me finish by saying this is my blog and ill rant if i want too! so rant rant rant get used to it i do it alot

and remember cats to qoute the immortal ferris"LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST , IF YOU DONT STOP TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE YOU COULD MISS IT" so open your eyes and if it pisses you off it will probably piss me off too ! so let me know! oh god the voices"SHUT UP IM CONCENTRATING!" where was i oh yeah

love and hate

Reverend Deefa De'Mensha C.P.H.(complete piss head)

ALL PHOTOS COPYRIGHT D.L.HUTCHINSON 2005

please ask me if you wanna copy them ill probably say yes but its the principal really!

WHITE VAN DRIVERS!!!

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
DONT PARK THERE!!!!!
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD MORON!
Okay okay im calm now, (and im sorry to stereotype here) but for s**ts sake why do people in vans (USUALLY GRUBBY WHITE ONES!) feel the need to park in the most stupid (and inconvenient to all other motorists) places? did these people buy there licences on the frikking net or what!!!!
SORT IT OUT!!!!